The Mystery Train Depot

Barrett- "Mr. Brooks, how were your motorcycle adventures this summer?"
Biker Brooks- "I didn't do any."
Barrett- "Really!?! No train depots?"
Biker Brooks- "Actually I did one, I don't remember where it was though."

Orange Juice

"Put up that cell phone, or orange juice, or whatever it is"

From a Simpler Time

[looking intently at the projector]

"What the hell is wrong with this thing?"

Be Late to History Day

Bikerbrooks: "What is this, national be late to history day?"
Student: "No."
Brooksy: "Oh, okay."

Reality TV

Talking about reality TV shows:
Student: - "But 24 is nto a reality show."
- "Neither is Lost."
Brooks: "Its not?" (speaking about lost)

Lovett Girl's Swimsuits

Talking about old swimming suits:
"You could probably create a bathing suit for every girl at the Lovett School with one of those."

Pets

Student: "Mr. Brooks, Do you have any Pets?"
--------(Pause, Brooks it strugling with how to answer) ----------
Brooks: "My wife has a cat, we don't really get along."

Pure and Holy

Lee Hopkins: "Can I come to class now and not third period?" [it was first]
Brooks: "No that would be in violation of everything pure and holy."

The Big Question

Student: "How did you propose to your wife?"

Romantic Brooks: "I don't remember."

Dan Was What?

"I'm sure Dan was cute in the 7th Grade."

That's What Kids Will Do

"He's got two kids, of course he's delusional."

No Roses

"I don't do Roses."

Good Movie?

Biker Brooks: "I went and say New World last weekend."
Randome Student: "Was it good?"
Biker Brooks: "No, It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen."

Explosive Temper

After tripping over a power cord:

"OH D@M^ IT"

Laser Beam

Mr. Brooks - "Well imagine being a guy in one of those factories just whacking the meat all day, I mean 12 hours a day! I guess you would get pretty bored I mean the only things you have to focus on is not falling asleep and not hitting the guy next to you...And that's another thing, imagine being the guy next to him! .... Nick are you shining a laser pointer in my class?"

Nick-"What? Oh, yes sorry."

Cha-Cha- "No actually that's pretty cool let me try it."

Well... That Rhymes

"He [buffalo Bill] must have had something to do with buffalo or they wouldn't have named him buffalo Bill... Except maybe because it [buffalo] rhymes with Bill."

No Chemistry In Mr. Brook's Class

William Estes was doing webassin on the class computer and blatantly lying about it so Mr. Brooks, with out saying anything, walked over, pulled the computer's plug out of the wall, and continued teaching, the incident was never mentioned.

A Fatherly Love

"Ya, I really like my son."

So thats Why Their There

"We provide chairs, sit in them."

I Can never think of that Either

"Woodro... waldo... whats his name? Oh, right, Thomas Edison!"

Visual Aid

"Don't move to far, remember, your a mountain." {To Matt Hederson}

Umm... Okay?

"I was talking to this guy who was taking pictures of animals because I wanted a picture of a grizzly bear."

Remember the Cha Cha

"Mr. Brooks, do you remember when people used to call you Cha-Cha?"

"NOAnd then the Native Americans were pushed farther into the reserves."

(Indicating much louder than normal and not pausing to allow any further discusion)