Reality TV

Talking about reality TV shows:
Student: - "But 24 is nto a reality show."
- "Neither is Lost."
Brooks: "Its not?" (speaking about lost)

Lovett Girl's Swimsuits

Talking about old swimming suits:
"You could probably create a bathing suit for every girl at the Lovett School with one of those."

Pets

Student: "Mr. Brooks, Do you have any Pets?"
--------(Pause, Brooks it strugling with how to answer) ----------
Brooks: "My wife has a cat, we don't really get along."

Pure and Holy

Lee Hopkins: "Can I come to class now and not third period?" [it was first]
Brooks: "No that would be in violation of everything pure and holy."

The Big Question

Student: "How did you propose to your wife?"

Romantic Brooks: "I don't remember."

Dan Was What?

"I'm sure Dan was cute in the 7th Grade."

That's What Kids Will Do

"He's got two kids, of course he's delusional."

No Roses

"I don't do Roses."

Good Movie?

Biker Brooks: "I went and say New World last weekend."
Randome Student: "Was it good?"
Biker Brooks: "No, It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen."

Explosive Temper

After tripping over a power cord:

"OH D@M^ IT"