Laser Beam

Mr. Brooks - "Well imagine being a guy in one of those factories just whacking the meat all day, I mean 12 hours a day! I guess you would get pretty bored I mean the only things you have to focus on is not falling asleep and not hitting the guy next to you...And that's another thing, imagine being the guy next to him! .... Nick are you shining a laser pointer in my class?"

Nick-"What? Oh, yes sorry."

Cha-Cha- "No actually that's pretty cool let me try it."

Well... That Rhymes

"He [buffalo Bill] must have had something to do with buffalo or they wouldn't have named him buffalo Bill... Except maybe because it [buffalo] rhymes with Bill."

No Chemistry In Mr. Brook's Class

William Estes was doing webassin on the class computer and blatantly lying about it so Mr. Brooks, with out saying anything, walked over, pulled the computer's plug out of the wall, and continued teaching, the incident was never mentioned.

A Fatherly Love

"Ya, I really like my son."

So thats Why Their There

"We provide chairs, sit in them."

I Can never think of that Either

"Woodro... waldo... whats his name? Oh, right, Thomas Edison!"

Visual Aid

"Don't move to far, remember, your a mountain." {To Matt Hederson}

Umm... Okay?

"I was talking to this guy who was taking pictures of animals because I wanted a picture of a grizzly bear."